Eat your dinner, I'll be back. You always look at me like I won't come back, but I swear I am just going down the stairs to grab the rest of the groceries.
I would rather pile on the bags like an underpaid coolie and take less trips, than take more trips with a lighter load each time. My shoulders and my back suffer.
Organic tastes better, and it isn't just a mind thing.
I bought a probiotic juice called “Good Belly” because my friend Ned told me to start consuming probiotics. I mostly bought it for the name, though.
I was embarrassed to be seen lugging a case of Diet Coke from my car to my house. What will people think?
Why do pine nuts cost so much? Do people risk their lives for fortune farming pine nuts? Are pine nuts the Alaskan King Crabs of the nut world?
Every time I go to the local grocery co-op, I scour the aisles for potential mates because I like a guy who shops local and organic. So far I have come up empty, but I am still hopeful every time.
Apparently fluoride in your toothpaste is bad, because I noticed that almost every natural toothpaste on the shelves boldly proclaimed that it was fluoride-free.
When I lived with a lover, my efforts and toils at the grocery store and afterwards lugging all of the fresh foods into the house was appreciated. Tonight I carried bag after bag of colorful and delicious food and no one was here to notice. Ma'amie and Olive were here, but they just wanted scratches and food.
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